The bride will be wearing blue.

Top 5 reasons I never really intended to wear a white wedding dress: 1. White makes me look like I have the flu. 2. I am incapable of consuming food or drink without getting it all over myself. Ask Rupert. I’m a monkey with poor hand-eye coordination. 3. Tradition, schmadition. It doesn’t even mean what people think it means. Queen Victoria made it popular but in point of fact, blue was originally the color that symbolized purity. Heh. 4. Seriously, I cannot emphasize the food/drink iss