Parrot Puts In Al Green CD, Hits Hat

Almost as good as midget-on-ottoman sex. Horrified, Jackie Lucking woke to find her parrot bonking her feather hat â€" while she was wearing it! Her pet, Shrek, flew into a lust-filled frenzy after swallowing nine SlimNSexy diet pills, which also boost sex drive. Mum-of-three Jackie, 40, of Witham, Essex, had nodded off wearing the hat after a christening. She said: “He turned into a maniac.  All he wanted was to get his wing over, it’s disgusting.” Get his wing over?  …the fuck?  So basically no