Marry a Democrat…LOL

Submitted by: Elaine Karsner Wedding GownA woman married three times walked into a bridal shop one day and told the sales clerk that she was looking for a wedding gown for her fourth wedding.  ‘Of course, madam,’ replied the sales clerk, ‘exactly what type and color dress are you looking for? The bride to be said, ‘A long frilly white dress with a veil.’ The sales clerk hesitated a bit, then said, ‘Please don’t take this the wrong way, but gowns of that nature are considered more appropr