Weekend Funnies

Two brooms were hanging in the closet, and after a while they got to know each other so well they decided to get married. One broom was, of course, the bride-broom, the other the groom- broom. The bride-broom looked very beautiful in her white dress. The groom-broom was handsome and suave in his tuxedo. The wedding was lovely. After the wedding, at the wedding dinner, the bride-broom leaned over and said to the groom-broom, 'I think I am going to have a little whisk broom!' 'IMPOSSIBLE !' s