Saturday, November 22, 2008

30 Funniest Jerry Seinfeld Quotes

getthefuckoutrightnow: amandarific: meltinyourmouth: # I was the best man at the wedding. If I’m the best man, why is she marrying him? # It’s amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper. # What is a date really, but a job interview that lasts all night? The only difference is that in not many job interviews is there a chance you’ll wind up naked. # You know you’re getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It’s

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