The Tuesday Ten: Toxic Reality-Show Couples

It’s the end of the world as we know it, and I feel sad.  All flickers of hope have vanished.  I’m talking of course, of Heidi Montag’s misguided step in eloping with Spencer Pratt.  Don’t get me wrong … The Hills is way more amusing with Spencer attached than without, but if he is even 40% as much of an a’hole in “real” life as he is on that sham of a show, girl is in for a world of hurt.  Lonely, desperate, co-dependent hurt.  Mazel tov! I’m so shellshocked by this turn of events that I’ve c