Tuesday, November 25, 2008

Heidi Montag Marries Spencer Pratt, Apparently On Purpose

Hey Nostradamus fans, you know that prophesy about the world ending after the union of the objectionable self-regarding nitwits? Yeah, go ahead and check that one off. It’s happened - Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt from The Hills have run away to Cabo and got married, on the day that future historians will look back on and pinpoint as the greatest crash of humanity’s genetic stock market since scientists worked out that incest wasn’t very healthy. But that shouldn’t detract from the happiness

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