wrong answers and right questions

Thank you for your congratulations on our decision to get married. We have been together for seventeen years but I don't think that makes it any less of a good idea. I am greatly looking forward to doing the deed, and hopefully we can organise it in such a way that avoids most of the expensiveness and all the ghastliness associated with the kind of wedding you read about in the newspaper (or at least, the kind of wedding I have recently taken to reading about in the newspaper.) It does appear