Twins Wiser and Wiserbud Have a Birthday!!

When you dumbasses are done trying to shove a Lincoln Log up your nose, let’s wish our friends wiser and wiserbud a very Happy Birthday.  Today is the big day so please make your Birthday wishes extra enthusiastic and obscene.  After all, it was wiserbud who, on the “Worst Names for Sex Toys” joke thread, offered up “Daddy’s Fingers”.  It’s pretty fucking hard to offend me but that came close.  Sicko. We all know that wiser and wiserbud are absent from the Hostages for days, even weeks at a time